This Christmas, you mean business, and everyone’s gonna know about it when you’re wearing this Business Suit Ugly Christmas Sweater. You might even ask a friend to come into the office on a Saturday, that’d be great. The sweater is all one graphic and features a tie over a sweater with a tacky business suit.

If you know not to talk to them until it’s 11AM and they’ve had a cup or two of glorious caffeinated bean juice, these socks were made for them. The “If You Can Read This, Bring Me Coffee Socks” are so comfy, they may just wear them into the office.

Literally light up your Secret Santa with this LED Lightbulb Necklace. The OG in bulb necklaces, this multicolored strand will make them the most festive looking friend in the office. The nine bulbs are battery-powered for a long-lasting glow.

If your friend drops off the face of the Earth during Shark Week, they’ll be chomping at the fish when you give them this Shark Bite Can Coozie. The soft Coozie has a hole at the bottom for easy can removal and keeps their hands free from condensation that gathers on cold cans.

Stress relief can follow them wherever they go with this mini essential oil diffuser. The device is about the size of a grapefruit and comes in several wood grain coatings for a natural look. It doesn’t just fill the air with aromatherapeutic scents, it also humidifies the air with water vapor to help them breathe better.

This cactus isn’t prickly, in fact, it’s quite friendly. The pen holder and desk organizer is great for pens, obviously, but it has a sticky secret. The arms are magnetic to hold onto small metal items like paper clips, too.

Make that office-wide post-coffee march to the bathroom smell A LOT better with Secret Santa Poo-Pourri. The pre-poo spray will keep the bathroom smelling holly jolly with its delightful vanilla, cinnamon, citrus scent blend. There’s enough spray in the 4oz bottle to mask up to 200 dumps.

Your Secret Santa will sink a nothing-but-net buzzer-beater went they’re playing with this creative and cute basketball hoop mug. Designed for fun times, the mug has a wide 16oz bowl to catch all manner of things tossed through the hoop.